Abridged Guide to Evil Wikia
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Abridged Guide to Evil Wikia
"Where have all the good men gone? Graveyards, mostly."
―Dread Emperor Malevolent III, the Pithy[1]

Malevolent the Third, also known as the Pithy, was a former Dread Emperor of Praes. He reigned for ten years during which he put down a goblin rebellion (number unknown) and tried to make the Empire into a naval power. In response, Ashur sailed into Thalassina, burned his fleet and the survivors defected into piracy, hiding in the Tideless Isles. This is still a problem for the Empire’s merchant shipping.[2]

Epigraphs[]

“Where have all the good men gone? Graveyards, mostly.”
– Dread Emperor Malevolent III, the Pithy[1]

“The best revenge isn’t living well, it’s living to crucify all your enemies.”
– Dread Emperor Malevolent III, the Pithy [3]

“Invading Callow is much like drunkenly playing dice: the odds are never as good as you believe, and you know you’ve reached bottom when snake eyes are involved.”
– Dread Emperor Malevolent III, the Pithy [4]

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